“Don’t Make Me Poison You” Towel-Part of our Gumbo Collection
SKU: 364115376135191
$15.00Price
Is it dark humor? Maybe. Is it absolutely something your best friend would say over brunch mimosas? Definitely. This delightfully passive-aggressive towel is perfect for the kitchen, the bar cart, or wherever you lovingly prepare snacks while plotting your enemies' demise.
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Soft, absorbent, and ready to clean up your moral messes
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Printed design won’t fade, even if your friendships do
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Not handmade, but handmade vibes
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Measures just enough to wrap around a bottle of wine and a grudge
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100% of profits support rescue dogs with equally questionable morals
🐾 Approved by Gumbo, head of snark and snack cleanup.
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