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“Don’t Make Me Poison You” Towel-Part of our Gumbo Collection

SKU: 364115376135191
$15.00Price
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  • Is it dark humor? Maybe. Is it absolutely something your best friend would say over brunch mimosas? Definitely. This delightfully passive-aggressive towel is perfect for the kitchen, the bar cart, or wherever you lovingly prepare snacks while plotting your enemies' demise.

    • Soft, absorbent, and ready to clean up your moral messes

    • Printed design won’t fade, even if your friendships do

    • Not handmade, but handmade vibes

    • Measures just enough to wrap around a bottle of wine and a grudge

    • 100% of profits support rescue dogs with equally questionable morals

    🐾 Approved by Gumbo, head of snark and snack cleanup.

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