For the person who is this close to losing it but still has just enough self-control to use a towel instead of a shovel. Equal parts hilarious and concerning, this towel adds just the right touch of dark humor to your kitchen or powder room.
Premium fabric soft enough to knock someone out (allegedly)
Sarcasm level: Lethal
No embroidery, just pure sass screen-printed for dramatic flair
Ideal gift for that one friend who’s always “fine” (they’re not)
Every penny goes toward saving dogs—because some souls can be redeemed
💀 Endorsed by Gumbo, whose tolerance for nonsense is lower than your wine stash.
“Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform to You?”-Part of our Gumbo Collection
For the person who is this close to losing it but still has just enough self-control to use a towel instead of a shovel. Equal parts hilarious and concerning, this towel adds just the right touch of dark humor to your kitchen or powder room.
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Premium fabric soft enough to knock someone out (allegedly)
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Sarcasm level: Lethal
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No embroidery, just pure sass screen-printed for dramatic flair
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Ideal gift for that one friend who’s always “fine” (they’re not)
-
Every penny goes toward saving dogs—because some souls can be redeemed
💀 Endorsed by Gumbo, whose tolerance for nonsense is lower than your wine stash.
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